Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
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Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
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You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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