I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
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think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
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Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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