Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
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did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
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IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
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