The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
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sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
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Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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