This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
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A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
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She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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