I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Barsexuality is the new black.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
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ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
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I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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