I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
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so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
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My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I went to an adult Halloween party last night dressed as Mrs. Doubtfire, but I woke up on a stranger's couch surrounded by sleeping children in karate gi's. And I accidentally flushed my granny wig mid-puke, so if they wake up I'm gonna have to convince them that I'm just a weird older man and not a terrible cross dresser.
How did you come to this point in your life?
Good bartenders.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
My apartment stinks of burning failure
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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