She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
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We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
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No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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