Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
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What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I just googled if crying burns calories
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
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So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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