Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
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My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
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Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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