THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
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and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
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I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
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