i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
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Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
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You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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