Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
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hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
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Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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