i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
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Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
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We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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