Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
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thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
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Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
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Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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