I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
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did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
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just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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