There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
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just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
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I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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