I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
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I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
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Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
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