That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
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that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
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I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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