A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
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Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
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I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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