So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
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hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
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She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
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