btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
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Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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