i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
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He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
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Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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