You made me cry and you don't even care
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
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Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Your cock deserves a montage
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
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I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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