Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
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I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
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Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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