I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
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I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
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My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Floor bacon is actually really good
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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