My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
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im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
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I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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