Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
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im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
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But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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