It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
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I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
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I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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