I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
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puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
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See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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