I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
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I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
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He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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