the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
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You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
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It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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