I met the friendliest cop last night
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
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Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
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We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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