i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
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i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
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whose ass print is on the piano?
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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