Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Four minutes until I can fart!
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
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she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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