He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
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I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
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My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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