i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I hate all girls vehemently.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
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Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
this morning i woke up under the kitchen table. i went to my room and there was an inflatable whale in my bed with a banana duct taped to where its penis should be. there were trails of cheez-its around my apartment and i found $67 in the crotch of my underwear. im guessing i had a very happy birthday.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
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I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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