Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
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Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
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I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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