how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
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Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
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I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize