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My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
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You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
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"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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