dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
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I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
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But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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