RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
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i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
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Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
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