My nipple is on Facebook.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
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Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
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It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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