Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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