This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
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so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
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You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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