Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
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he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
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Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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