Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
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She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
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We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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