What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
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It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
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Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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