So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
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we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
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Also, beer. Big fan.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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