i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
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You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
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YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
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